The title speaks for itself. A gathering of newsgroup postings from over the years. Some are serious and some are quite hilarious. Such as this Pulp Fiction derivative:

Frodo: And ya know what they call a “Quarter Pounder with Cheese” in the Undying Lands?
Sam: They don't call it “Quarter Pounder with Cheese?”
Frodo: Nah, they got Feanorian weights. They wouldn't know what the fuck a “Quarter Pound” is.
Sam: So whadda they call it?
Frodo: “Valar with Cheese”.
Sam: “Valar with cheese…” Whadda they call a “Big Mac”?
Frodo: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it “Big tar-Mac”.
Sam: “Big tar-Mac”… whadda they call a Whopper?

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