Now that I'm not three sheets to wind, let me elaborate…

I went to the Mallards game last night and sat in the Duck Blind. This has got to be the sweetest deal anywhere. All you can eat until the end of the fifth inning for items from the grill such as bbq pork sandwich, chicken sandwich, burger, cheeseburger, veggie burger, brat, hot dog, slaw, fries, potato salad, etc. And then there's about 20 beers to choose from that are all free until the end of the game. All this for a $27 ticket, which somehow we only paid $20 for. I easily would have spent about $80 on what I consumed there anywhere else.

The downside is that it is essentially a big restaurant style area in right field that seats about 1000. So, if you don't get seats with a view, or standing room for that matter, you can't see the game at all. But that didn't really matter. Chicken sangwich after sangwich and Great Dane Crop Circle Wheat, it was still a great time.

And then I rode my bike home at 11pm at full speed due to the +stamina effect of beer, which was a blast to say the least. Couldn't see a pothole to save my life, and luckily I didn't encounter one, but the thrill of knowing a wipe was potentially imminent and not getting one was damn exciting. I just might have to try doing a BUI again.